In our little family there are times when we will be in bed and can't help but let a fart escape, but the trick is to let is simmer uner the covers until just the right moment and then time the release. You can either let it creep out slowly or you can fan the covers in triumph. This lovely act is called the "Dutch Oven" in our family.
Jason putting Piper to bed
Piper looks up at Jason: "Daddy, I need the covers down."
Jason: "Why do you need the covers down, Piper?"
Piper (pushing the covers off): "You smel that, Daddy? I farted! It's a stinky fart!"
At least we're teaching her something, our little prodigy. I'm so proud.