Piper: You can't marry your brother or your sister.
me: and you can't marry your cousins.
Piper: can you marry your friends?
me: which friends would you want to marry?
piper:well, who are your friends? is Daddy your friend?
me: Yes, Daddy is my friend and I fell in love with him.
Finley: YOU FELL ON DADDY AND THEN YOU LOVED HIM? HOW IS THAT EVEN A POSSIBILTY?