The other night Jason and I had a beer with dinner. We are sitting at the table and Piper is in her high chair and she wants Jason's empty bottle. It was empty, I swear.
He hands her the bottle and she's putting her mouth all over it and then it happens:
She started singing "Jesus Loves Me," into the beer bottle and it is echoing into the bottle and she's laughing and singing and Jason and I just give each other the look like,
"Already she is a rock star with a substance abuse problem. At least it is 'Jesus Loves Me'."