Monday, February 28, 2005

PMA

Piper has all of a sudden become quite the chatterbox. The things that come out of her mouth...well they are amazingly funny.

The other day I was bending over to do something...squatting if you will...and due to the fact that every designer on the planet feels the need to make pants and shorts that are "low-rise", Piper had a up close and personal view of what her life would be like if her mother were a plumber.

"Mama's booty crack." she says very matter-of-factly.

"Yes, Piper, that is mama's booty crack, " I respond, very embarrassed.

Then Piper begins to take down her pants and diaper.

"Piper's booty crack? I want see Piper's booty crack. My BOOTY CRACK. SEE MY BOOTY CRACK." She was very frustrated. She so wanted to see her own booty crack, why? I dunno...maybe to make sure that it was there?

Yesterday was Sunday, and I have started exercising everyday and it seems to be improving my attitude because Jason keeps saying that he can't stand my PMA...Positive Mental Attitude. I think, "better than PMS, right?" Anyway, it was an awful day...I think it rained the entire day...and nobody in my house really wanted to go to church, except me and my PMA. So, I do my exercise routine and I'm feeling good and we all get ready and get to church.

Piper decides that she wanted to go to the nursery to play, so Jason takes her. He does not return to the service and I see the person who is supposed to be working the nursery during the service enter the service and have a seat. Then Finn begins to fuss, during the prayer of course, and I have to take her out of the service. So there we are, all of us sitting in the nursery...not in the service...what is the point? We left and squashed that PMA.

8 comments:

Eric said...

Can you send some PMA my way?

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Jason Dowdell said...

Yes it's true, Shannnon's got a new PMA and it's a good thing and I'll learn to love it. How she can have a PMA on no sleep or time to herself these days is beyond me but anyone that have have a bright outlook at 7:30 am while their two children are already wide awake deserves kudos.

On a side note I'm gonna quote my good friend 50 here.

Here me say go get 'em girls
daddy needs new shoes,
daddy needs Pirellis
to look mean on 22's

love you honey, hope I don't harsh your mellow too much. I know you're doing the right stuff with your super duper crunch workout but you know me... lil slow to warm.

Rock on!

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