Random

You know how every baby has a "thing" that calms them down? Like a face you make, or a special toy or blanket, or the passy or their thumb, or maybe a song?

Finley has a "thing" and just in case you find yourself on the receiving end of her wrath you should know that her "thing" is a song and that song is?

The B-I-B-L-E
Yes, that's the book for me
I stand alone on the word of God
The B-I-B-L-E
BIBLE!

(make sure you are singing fairly loud and clapping on the beat)



Overheard tonight while Jason was finishing up Piper's bath and I was putting Finley down for bed:

Jason: Piper, you have a choice. You may rinse your hair or I can rinse your hair. I will count to three and then you will make your choice.

Piper: But I want Mommy to do it. I want Mommy to rinse my hair.

Jason: One...

Piper: NO! NO! NO!

Jason: Two...

Piper: NNNNNOOOOOOOO!

Jason: Piper, Mommy cannot rinse your hair because she is putting down Finley and she isbreast-feeding.

Piper: No, Daddy, you put sister down. You do it!

Jason: Piper, breast feeding? I do not have breasts.

Piper: Daddy, you have a penis?